Exist.Expire

s4mmich:

• Stop complaining about lines. Waiting thirty minutes in a line for a Sunday brunch is a lot better than waiting 24 hours for clean water or rationing two days worth of food for a week. At least you have something.
• Stop complaining about being hungry. I literally just said this but let me copy and paste it so you get it through your head. Waiting thirty minutes in a line for a Sunday brunch is a lot better than waiting 24 hours for clean water or rationing two days worth of food for a week. This also goes for really any situation where you are complaining about food, not just waiting in line. At least you have the option of having something.
• Stop complaining about being broke. If you didn’t spend your money on stupid shit you don’t need like magazines, weed, alcohol, a pricey cell phone bill, etc then you wouldn’t have this problem. Save your money or get a better job, no one needs to hear it. I’m sure 95% of the stuff you want isn’t stuff you need.
• Stop complaining about the weather. Seriously, if I hear one more person saying that they hate the cold or dislike snow or hate sweating I am going to knock them out. If you are so smart, become a scientist and work on changing the fucking weather but until then please….stop.
• Stop complaining about people bringing up politics or religion. Just because you are too dumb, naive, or ignorant to understand politics and the fact that not everyone agrees with your god or religious views doesn’t mean they want to hear you say it isn’t important (unless you have lack of religion, that is)
  
• Stop complaining about feeling sick. I understand that this can be something serious but unless you think you are dying, having a heart attack, or have the intentions of subliminally asking for medicine then do everyone a favor and live with it. No one cares about your headache.
• Stop complaining about your relationship. No one on any blog or social networking website needs to hear your personal information about your relationship. We don’t really care. If you need to talk to someone go call your best friend and stop posting your information somewhere public.
• Stop complaining about girls. We know that one girl is a “bitch” but then again you probably are too. Holding a grudge at one moment and talking behind someones back is just as bad as that “one girl” doing something you don’t like. Don’t be what you dislike.
• Stop complaining about guys. We know you think you’re better than every guy but you aren’t. Talking behind another guys back won’t make you seem any better to anyone and it sure as hell won’t help you out in life. Treat others as you would like to be treated regardless of the problem.
• Stop complaining about your boss, job, hair, clothes, etc.

• I know this sounds like I am complaining but I’m not. Think of this as more of a statement calling you out and educating you on how you really come off as a person.

As Louis CK would say best in his Conan interview, “Everything’s Amazing and Nobody’s Happy.”